ERMAGHERD CHURRCURRLATUURY AHHND REESPHURRATORI SHURRSTEM!

Without oxygen, we die.

WE NEED LUNGS! SOME ANIMALS DON'T BUT WE DO!

Fish gills are weird.

LUNGFISH HAVE LUNGS AAAAAAAAAHHHH! CREEPY! WE WERE NOT THE FIRST TO HAVE LUNGS!

BY THE WAY, I AM TAKING MY TIME TO PRESS THE SHIFT KEY, WHICH MEANS THAT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IS PRETTY LEGIT!

Alveoli are weird, like a lot of bubbles grouped together!

Lungs work with the DIAPHRAGM! Once again, I took my time to press the shift key.

Blood is in your heart, it gets moved around!

We have a four chambered heart, which is just pretty much a huge lump of muscle!

The Diaphragm is really weird, it is pretty much the only moving muscle in the lung team.

Lungs do not move! The Diaphragm moves them. Between you and me, those lungs are real slackers, I bet that's why you die at the young age of 84.

Our life expectancy increased as we got more tech!

Oxygen is very important to us and our lives. Do not doubt that or you will die, I promise it.

Do you want to put yourself in an airless room? AIRLOCK! Do you know what happenes to your garbage in a rocket? It gets launched into space.

Fish gills are gross, they are hairy, bloody, creepy things.

By the way, I gutted a fish once. While it was alive. Poor thing. But it was pretty fun. JK. It was not fun at all.

Japanese like to eat fish, especially fish that are still alive. They are kept alive using electricity. And then their bits get cut off. And it watches you as you eat it's delicious raw body. Yeah, not cool. PETA! I have something that you should actually give a crap about!

By the way, animal cruelty is not cool, but if it is for your food, then be my guest.

I am not even talking about oxygen! I promise I will tank about it later.

We need to get rid of the Co2 in our body, Co2 is a gas called Carbon Dioxide, which you probably know already, but it is important to know that you do not need this gas, in fact, it's pretty bad to have it in your body.

Aberdeen. Sorry, I have no idea why I said that. ULAPOOL!

The Heart is not exactly the head honcho in the circulatory system. It is just important in it.

By the way, because I type instead of pressing one key at a time, when I press a lot of keys, I press the F and J key. Just saying.

Our circulatory and respiratory system is pretty important. Very important.

Our heart is very important, it pumps blood everywhere. PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP!

If you cut open a vein, blood comes out.

If you tighten some skin around a part of your body, that part of your body will become blue.

There are lots of cool things about Circulatory and Respiratory systems. BUT BE CAREFUL. Listen about the things I say, it is dangerous if you DO NOT BREATHE.

If you stop breathing, you die. If you stop breathing against your will, then you are pretty much in some big crap there bro.

Moist with Mucus, another great band name, hank said that, OBEY.

Your body is very very VERY complicated, and your Circulatory and Respiratory system is one of the most complicated parts of it.

Your neurons are important. Wait, why am I talking about my last post? It's a mystery I'll solve later.

Fish breathe oxygen, like us, they just breathe it in a different way, they breathe it through the water, we breathe it through the air, so fish need bubbles in the water, so that's why you have those cool bubble machines next to your nice fish tank with all those cute goldfish.

Damn it, I just backspaced everything by accident. Gonna have to write this all over again. Isn't that hard work?! Well, I have to try my best. Go me!

Now, your heart is important, it is just one big damn piece of muscle, working 24/7. Isn't that hard work? What's that? You think that's unfair? Well the heart is willing to do this work. Actually, it's less 24/7, but more 24/7/4/365/84

The lungs do not work 24/7/4/365/84. They work 0/0/0/0/0 Poor Diaphragm is the one working 24/7/4/365/84. It's really unfair. But that's life, the lungs get to hang out while using the Diaphragm as a water bed. Your Diaphragm can get strained if you run after you drink water, I know how it feels, it feels TERRIBLE!

If you cut an artery, you are dead, not big surprise. By the way, If you get struck in the artery by an arrow or something, leave it there. Did you know that some arrows are not made to kill, they are made to slow down the person that they hit!
So, If you suddenly get stuck in a medieval battle and you get hit straight in the chest with an arrow, do not pull it out, just snap the end off, and then run to the nearest medieval medic.

Nerves Are Nervous.

The Nervous System is very complicated.

The Nervous System is pretty much mission control, everything that you do, that you are forced to do, and what you can't control is powered by the nervous system.

The nervous system runs down the spine. Try it on your friend. Put your finger on his spine and pull it down.

The spine runs down your whole body, which means you should have your nervous system on your spine, it's a very very very good idea! I mean GREAT IDEA.

The Nerves are very sensitive, which means if you touch and harass a nerve, it will create a weird feeling on you, or your victim.

H2O is important in your body, so the nerves say Give us water, you're torturing us.

The nervous system tells you lots of things, like GET YOUR HAND OFF THE DAMN STOVE YOU ****ING IDIOT!!!!!!

I should not have said that, but seriously, don't do that.

All this nervous system is really making me nervous.

The nervous system is very important to your survival, in fact, it's important in every animal except simple ones like sea sponges.

If the nerves detect that you are eating something yummy, then it will say you should eat some more of that stuff. You should eat more of it! Unless it is SCP-643. Don't even eat SCP-643. IT IS VERY DANGEROUS!

Touching stoves is dangerous, which means the body says DONT TOUCH THE ***ING STOVE!

The Typical Neuron has branches like a tree.

Voltage travels around neurons.

I don't actually know much about the nervous system and neurons, if you have any info, please TELL ME!

Don't touch fire, or else your body will activate your pain senses.

There are lots of signals coming into your body during biting, digestion, chewing, and tasting.

We need signals if we want to do stuff. We have lots of signals. I need signals to type.

The Nervous System is pretty much mission control, everything you do, everything you taste, everything you feel, everything that hurts, everything!

There are a lot of neurons in your brain, they are very important in your nervous system.

If your nervous system would get removed, you will stop moving, and you would stop breathing. In short, you would DIE. AND YOU WILL BE DEAD FOREVER.

Once again, your body will tell you not to touch a stove. Remember, don't touch a stove. It hurts you, but your body will say "GET YOUR HAND OF THE DAMN STOVE YOU ****ING IDIOT!" Therefore, it will HURT. A lot.

If you just need to RUUUN, then your body will start to try to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!

If you get a gurgly feeling in your stomach, you are probably scared, or maybe you're in a bad situation.

If you are in a bad situation, you will get a lot of energy pumped away from your stomach. Therefore, you get a gurgly feeling.

There are lots of nerves in our body.

Oh my god, did you hear about the shutdowns? Pirate Bay and Demonoid are down. Those darn Swedish government strike again. I swear that I will get my revenge.

By the way, more about nerves. "Sigh". Sorry, I just can't get over this. NO MORE TEAM EXTREME! No more minecraft! Please minecraft! Do not leave me! PLEASE! I don't wanna stick with minecraft 1.3.1! PLEASE MINECRAFT!

Anyway, I can speak more about this later. For now, let's talk about nerves. Ok.

Neurons are a type of cell that is in your brain, electricity runs through it a lot.

There is stuff in a neuron that has a really nice name. The Nodes Of Ranvier. Pronounced the Nodes Of Romviei.

The Eighth Harry Potter novel should be called Harry Potter and the Nodes Of Ranvier. I agree, Hank. I agree with you!

Do you want to eat stuff? LOL. You do not need to. WHAT DA WHAT DID I JUST SAY? You need to eat, therefore your body activates hunger. HUNGRY HUNGRY! FEED ME HUMAN. By the way, PIRATE BAY IS BACK! WOOHOO!

Anyway, the spinal cord makes a lot of decisions, the brain too, but the spinal cord controls all of your reflexes and everything you do, the brain just commands it.

Your brain will be disconnected if you cut off the brainstem, therefore you will DIE. If that's ok with you. I mean, if that's ok with you.

Do you not want to die. One way to do it is to NOT cut off your brainstem.

By the way, this is the last post of this blog!

LOL JK JK JK.

I bet all you people who love biology are reading this blog, well a message to you! I USE HUMOR!

By the way, the most abrupt thing in the world! THE END.

Animalz Behaviorz

Cats like treats, but they cant open treat bags because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Natural Selection caused us to have opposable thumbs, like our primate pals.

Hamsters in siberia are really weird. The female makes some kinda sound when she is ready, and then the male runs several miles to mate with her.

Some birds make houses, and when the females check them out, the males do a little dance. The Female may choose to mate with him or not.

Vampire Bats regurgitate blood for their babies.

Everyone loves food. We are stimulated to love food. That's why food is tasty. Food is tastier if it is healthier. Or if it seems healthier. Like Candy! Candy tricks the body to love the flavor of it, so humans eat it and get tubby.

Animal behavior is very weird. Animals like mating. That is it's behaviour, it is stimulated to mate.

Behavior is the action to a stimulus.

Animal Behavior is not only in animals, but us too! Because we are animals.

We can fight out animal behavior though! Which makes us a better evolved primate and in context, a human being.

Human Beings have the power to fight animal behavior.

Animal Behavior is limited to what an animal can do.

We fight stimulus to not do stupid things, like run around naked mating with things.

That is technically what animals do in the wild. But humans don't do that.

Humans used to do that, of course, but now it isn't good to do that. You should just marry once, and have a good wife and family.

Praying Manti(ses) have a stimulus to try to mate, and then try to lay an egg. And then they have no stimulus to do anything at all! They just wait to die. And then they die. I observed this. I found a praying mantis. And the next day it died. I was quite disappointed, until I found out it left behind a very great present! A egg sac! Later, it hatched. And we let the babies go to challenge the wild.

Kneading is very common in cats. Knead Knead Knead.

Kneading is the stimulus of wanting milk, that stays while your cat grows up.

Cats purr when they hate something that is happening, or when something they like is happening. They also purr when they are in labor.

Cats meow quietly, and then loudly, and then quietly.

Lorenz was revolutionary, although he was trapped in Nazi Land.

Nazi Party leaders had some crazy ideas from Lorenz's discoveries, because Nazis are crazy.

Snapping turtles just wait. UNTIL THEY FIND A FISH AND THEN THEY CHOMP THEIR HEAD OFF! BLOOD AND GORE GETS EVERYWHERE! THE FISHIE'S HEAD JUST FLOATS AROUND IN THE STOMACH OF THE SNAPPING TURTLE UNTIL IT DISSOLVES, AND THEN IT EATS THE BACK END! OH MY GAWSH!

The Bower Bird makes a nest, and then he collects stuff.

The Bower Bird dances after a female bird gets near. It's more of a mating ritual.

If the ritual works, they just rub butts and run off! The female just lays the eggs, incubates them and then finally, finally, after all that work. THE BABIES HATCH.

Behaviors can come with advantages, including trying to reproduce and selflessness, in the case of lemmings.

Gazelles can't reach the same leaves that the Giraffe can, therefore, it's behavior is limited to it's size.

Ethologists are people who study animal behavior.

Duck behavior is when it hatches, it's mom is specified as the first thing moving away from the nest.

Austrians worked with Tinbergen.

If you taint a pureblooded animal's blood, I mean if it reproduces with a different kind of it's species, it will not be pureblooded anymore.

Alligator Snapping Turtles have a tongue that looks like a fish.

Females of bird species usually choose what bird they will reproduce with by the thing it does best. The bird that does it better gets to have kids.

Larger communities of animals make then feed each other, the bigger the community, the more animals feed each other.

Cats don't regurgitate blood into other Cat's mouths.

Animals are successful, if they have the right behaviors. Animals must like food, they must have a behavior of eating. And they must like mating, they have a behavior of mating.

Some cats do have thumbs, but no cats have opposable thumbs.

A Cat's digestive system is made to eat meat, and normally cannot handle too many veggies. But sometimes they eat veggies to throw up.

Bower Birds mainly collect garbage with a blue tint, this attracts the female Bower bird. After it is attracted, the male starts it's ritual, and if the female accepts, they will mate. And the female will lay eggs, and incubate them, and then the chicks will hatch! And then the cycle starts again, the male birds must do their best to make a Bower hut.

Lorenz shared the nobel prize with 2 austrian scientists.

Geese have no impression of who their mother is, they just choose the first thing that moves.

Chordates

Lampreys suck blood, but they aren't very complex, they don't have jaws, but they have a spinal cord.

Fish used to have face armor.

Coelacanths are very old animals.

Lungfish can walk on land, if they want to get to another ocean or lake. They have LUNGS. And GILLS.

We are Mammalian amniotic tetropodal sarcopterygiian osteichythyan gnathostomal vertebrate cranial chordates. "Takes breath of air"

We are very very very very very very very very very VERY complex.

We are more complex than insects, which makes us COMPLEX.

Vertebrae are more complex than non-vertebrates.

Dogs are like us, very complex and they are mammals, with hair, hearts, and brains.

We all started from one little cell, and then we evolved. Even when we're created, we are cells, racing for the chance to have a life. Once the sperm reaches the egg, all access to the egg is blocked off from other sperm (UNLESS TWINS) and then they get eaten by the crazed white blood cells, who love sperm (TO EAT).

The Lancelets are weird because of the cords coming out of their mouth.

The Coccyx is a great place, it is the place I'm referring to in this next sentence.

And this is where I'd put my tail! IF I HAD ONE!

Brains are pretty much restricted to some animals, fishies have brains, buggies don't

Our spinal cord is used when we move around, it has lots of nerves that detect what the brain wants the body to do.

We are very weird for a 2 legged animal, because we don't have tails.

Apes are mostly on all 4's/\.

Coelacnaths were caught by a guy who decided to show some scientists.

Birds have a gizzard, which is filled with ROCKS. That's right, birds eat rocks.

Do you have a gizzard? No. We have TEETH.

Do you want some rooster teeth? Well you can't have them. You can have rooster gizzards though? Want some?! THEY ARE DELICIOUS.

Vertebrates have a backbone that supports their structure.

Vertebrates usually have other bones, especially complex ones.

We don't have slits that let us breathe, instead we have lungs, which also let us breathe.

Post Anal tails are the best way to go.

Sea Squirts have weird tadpoles, which means they get included in chordates.

Sharks skeletons are completely made out of cartilage.

Lobe Finned Fishes are fishies that have muscle in their fins.

Tetrapods are animals with 4 feet.

The first Tetrapods were amphibians.

The Embryo is put inside the womb for animals.

The Coccyx is really weird, try touching it. Or try not to.

Your Coccyx is really creepy, that is where your tail should be, or where your tail is! In the dog's case.

Some fish are creepy. FISHIES. Fish like the Coelacanths.

Deep sea fish have big eyes, big mouths, big (insert body part here). Thats right mate.

We have a very complex name, as I stated earlier. Nope not gonna say it again.

The Lancelets have cords coming out of their mouths, but they are named head cords.

We have discs of cartilage between our spine.

Pharyngeal Slits are those things you see on sharks that makes them scary, you know, those red slits beside it's head.

We are part of chordata, all vertebrates are. but we are not the only ones in chordata, there are lots more things in this "sorry no idea"

The Myxni is really weird. It is classified as a vertebrate, but it does not have a spine. The reason it is called a vertebrate is because it has a skull. Weird huh? I don't get it either. NOBODY GETS EET!

The Coelacanth is very rare, don't even try to find it. But if you do, tell me in the comments, you are one of those lucky divers.

The Phylum Chordata contains about 50,000 vertebrates and a few thousand invertebrates.

Cartilage is very important in our bodies, because it helps us bend and stuff.

There are lots of different vertebrates.

I have the answer to life, the universe and everything! TORNADO OF CREATION!

Sharks have chambered hearts.

Rays are similar to Sharks.

Bony fish are not very rare at all.

The Coelacanths should walk on land, but they don't.

Coelacanths are not good eaten. For a good reason dude.

Amphibia were the first animals to evolve a 3 chambered heart.

The Archosaurs died out with the dinosaurs, but some of them survived.

Birds have a 4- chambered heart.

We also have a 4-chambered heart. If i'm right.

Mammals have milk! Some mammals sweat milk! Other animals have breasts which dispense milk. Like us. I mean ladies. Not like me. Like all ladies reading this. Not like all men reading this. SEA SQUIRTS ARE SIMILAR TO US LOL!

Complex Animals. AGAIN IF YOU DON'T THINK RELIGION IS TRUE GET OFF THIS BLOG.

We are far more complex than insects, but complexity started with insects, with their multiple segments.

The Folds in our brains are segments, our spine is splitted into segments, our fingers are splitted into segments, they're crazy evolved segments, but segments just the same.

Crustaceans are also complex, they are very tasty complex animals, but complex just the same.

Segments, segments, segments. We all have segments, but it all started with insects.

Some old insects had a 2 foot wingspan. That wingspan is probably bigger than the width of the screen you are viewing.

Centipedes have poisoned claws to paralyze their prey, but Millipedes don't. So be careful which "pede" you touch.

The reason those 2 foot insects died out? Lack of oxygen. That's right, oxygen is lower than it used to be.

By the way, a reminder. Living Things evolve. If you don't think so, just stop reading my blog and go worship your spaghetti monster.

I, by the way, am not an atheist. I do have a religion. BUT. I do know that ANIMALS EVOLVE. There is so much proof. Which doesn't include our little animated videos.

By the way, this is (not) a good speech.

“I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Comparative Anatomy

We get our energy from eating other life forms.

Plants get their energy from the sun, which is how they make their food.

Sharks can and will die if they stop moving.

How do they sleep you say? They move while sleeping.

Birds evolved from small dinosaurs.

Sir Andrew Huxley won a nobel prize.

Nerve tissue manages electrical connections in the body.

We are more related to other animals than we are to plants.

We are more related to mammals than we are to other animals.

We are more related to primates than other mammals.

We are more related to other humans than we are to primates.

Thomas Henry Huxley discovered that Birds evolved from small dinosaurs, and he also invented the word agnostic.

Huxley made friends with darwin.

Animals can move so they can, umm, yeah, umm. . . .. .. . . . . . . . .

Yeah, umm, you know. Right? Oh god I don't want to explain it, if you don't know just stop reading now please.

Comparative Anatomy studies the difference and similarities of living organisms.

We are not green and we cannot make our own food. So we are not related to a plant.

An animal is a living thing that propels itself with limbs, that can usually not make their own food, if not altogether.

Not all animals have bones, some just have an exoskeleton.

Some aquatic animals just shoot their sperm into the water and cross their fingers that another fish gets pregnant.

Sharks reproduce like mammals, you know, something goes somewhere....

Sharks still lay eggs.

Sharks are the only fish that have a sex organ similar to a mammal's

Huxley found out about lots of things. He was a ship surgeon before he became a great scientist. Also, everyone in england envied his great big sideburns.

Huxley was nicknamed darwin's bulldog, because he vowed to kill whoever didn't believe in darwin's ways.

Huxley's thing about birds and dinosaurs was not believed for about 100 years.

Comparative Anatomy, it gets us to know that we are different, but we are also similar to other animals! Those animals include birds, mammals and even fish! But not insects.

Nerve tissue contains neurons, which are a brainy thing, you should know.

Every animal and plant gets sick. Plants get growths and stuff on them, while animals get sick.

Plant Animals eating meat is a pretty bad thing. But dogs eating grass isn't bad though.

Would you like to throw up? Here are a list of things that can make you throw up, may it be grossness, sickness, or just a stomachache. Corpses, rotten stuff, raw meat, flies or maybe even excrements! If you eat like that. Anyone for a feces patty with a side of concentrated urine? Oh, time for the main course! A 7 day old head of a human with a topping of raw dead flies? Dessert! A cup of month old ice cream!

Lol, that was a great laugh.

Birds can walk like us, but they can fly much better. And actually, they jump more than walk.

Fish, Birds and Mammals can move around in the water, all fish can, for the bird family, penguins are the best, for mammals, the best are all swimming mammals, including seals, whales, dolphins, orcas, that kind of deal.

Most animals have a digestive system.

Our hands are actually very related to bat hands. Now instead of jazz hands..... I give you! Baat hands!

The sea sponge does not move, but it is an animal! Do not doubt anything! By the way, it would be really rare to get a kitchen sponge that was actually made out of a sponge.

Huxley connected paleontology and biology together, we have a lot to thank him for.

The Huxley family seems to be blessed with good minds! One of huxley's descendants got a Nobel Prize.

By the way, the nobel prize is a prize given by alfred nobel, who was one of the richest people in the world, because he invented...................
TriNitroToluene! AKA TNT.

Sharks have to be careful about moving, because if they stop, everything stops.

Penguins don't have wings, they have flippers, like seals and orcas.

Orcas are called killer whales for a reason. Did you hear about this. "Come here Mr Orca, we are going to feed you fish to do a.." NOM. "Epic bleeding lower torso" Shoot the thing! BANG BANG. FREEDOM! Splat. It killed itself and most of the Army Rangers.

By the way, that story is slightly fabricated.

Birds push air so they can stay floating, they usually fly.

Animals have a close common ancestor.

Orcas have a reputation to drag their trainers under water and half drown them.

Orcas also headbutt their trainers sometimes.

The least it might do is buck you off and chase you out of the tank.

So, let that be a lesson to all you retired orca trainers, DON'T RISK TRAINING ORCAS. PERIOD.

Ok, this is the final post for a long time! Bye! Bye!

Evalushuun

People say that evolution is all random.

Do you believe in evolution? Yes you do. You should. 'Cause if you don't, that means that you don't believe in biology, which means you shouldn't be reading this blog right now.

Dorudons were similar to whales.

Every vertebrate looks exactly the same in the first stage of their embryo evolution.

All living things on earth use DNA or RNA to encode information about what they are.

The start of vertebreal life starts from 3.8 billion years ago.

People used to think dinosaurs were gigantic iguanas.

Rodhocetus was a cool animal, because it lived under water, but it had arms and legs.

The Morganucuddon looked like some kind of rat.

Are molecules are the same thing as like everything.

Australia is famous for it's marsupials.

New zealand is famous for it's sheep, but secretly more famous for being the place where rabbits are actually pests that you can shoot. I am New Zealander, so I liek shooting rabbits.

The Theory Of Evolution is a pretty good thing, and I am pretty sure it is true, but it was not always thought to be true. In the old times, they used other ways to explain things.

Fossils taught us that whales used to walk.

Whales descended from land animals! Woo!

Bisons are related to Whales. Don't believe me? See for yourself.

Our forelimbs are for grabbing things.

Natural Selection is part of evolution.

So is sexual selection.

Mutations are also important.

A lot of our awesome things are based on mutations, probably.

Try looking for mutations in our evolution. I'm sure you'll find some.

If animals are a different color from it's normal color, it won't be stronger. It's not a shiny.

Very few marsupials live in america, but australia is the home of marsupials, there are marsupials everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Koalas, Kangaroos, possums, OH MY GOSH SO CUTE SO CUUUUTE!

Evolution is very hard to discuss, it's a thing, not a debate.

Evolution makes things different different from each other, which is why human's don't have stink glands like the skunk.

This is taxonomy, but for those who are interested in where humans come from, here we go! Kingdom:Animalia Phylum:Chordata Class:Mammalia Order:Primates Family:Hominidae Tribe:Hominini Genus:Homo Species:Sapiens.

The earliest known primate looked like a squirrel, it is called the Plesiadapis.

Opossums are one of the not so many marsupials in america.

Our world is beautiful, and I think everybody would agree with that.

We evolved to create clothes not for covering your private areas, but to keep warm!
It's cold without a bunch of hair! And when cavemen choose from walking in the nude from warm testicles, they choose warm testicles.

We dissect things, that isn't wrong. We need to know about animals anyway. Vivisection is wrong. I think so. Well, actually, Vivisection with painkillers (not the drug) is ok.

Evolution is responsible for the awesome, great, but weird difference all animals have.

People say that evolution was just random, but they are wrong 99.9999999999999999..........% of the time.

Bats have very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long fingers. Don't you think. Or maybe you don't think so. Because they have wings. DARNINT BAT WINGS ARE HANDS DARNIT.

Life is worth studying and knowing more about.

Can we all agree that life is beautiful please?

If we track down our ancestors, we can find out which animals we are related to.

Our structures are the same and our molecules are the same as other vertebreal animals.

Those animals in madagascar, I forgot their name, they were conquered by monkeys in all other parts of the world, and they are now extinct. Can you tell me their name?

DNA, genetics, natural selection, sexual selection, respiration, taxonomy, they are all related to evolution.

In america, only 40% of the population believes in evolution. Let's change that. The percentage of people that believe in evolution must be OVER 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!ONE!

Bats, humans, monkeys, whales, and LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of other animals. I lost it there.

Evolution is amazing. I think it's really something to celebrate about. I'M HITTING THE CAPS LOCK KEY! I SAVED THIS FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION, BECAUSE I NORMALLY JUST HIT THE SHIFT KEY! OH WATS DAT DIRECTOR? damn they just took my caps lock key. didn't steal my exclamation mark key tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh hellz yeah they just took that too. anyway, do you think evolution is true? show me in the comments [exclamation mark] although you never do. anyway, bye and get ready for the next post [exclamation mark]