Sunday, June 24, 2012

Evalushuun

People say that evolution is all random.

Do you believe in evolution? Yes you do. You should. 'Cause if you don't, that means that you don't believe in biology, which means you shouldn't be reading this blog right now.

Dorudons were similar to whales.

Every vertebrate looks exactly the same in the first stage of their embryo evolution.

All living things on earth use DNA or RNA to encode information about what they are.

The start of vertebreal life starts from 3.8 billion years ago.

People used to think dinosaurs were gigantic iguanas.

Rodhocetus was a cool animal, because it lived under water, but it had arms and legs.

The Morganucuddon looked like some kind of rat.

Are molecules are the same thing as like everything.

Australia is famous for it's marsupials.

New zealand is famous for it's sheep, but secretly more famous for being the place where rabbits are actually pests that you can shoot. I am New Zealander, so I liek shooting rabbits.

The Theory Of Evolution is a pretty good thing, and I am pretty sure it is true, but it was not always thought to be true. In the old times, they used other ways to explain things.

Fossils taught us that whales used to walk.

Whales descended from land animals! Woo!

Bisons are related to Whales. Don't believe me? See for yourself.

Our forelimbs are for grabbing things.

Natural Selection is part of evolution.

So is sexual selection.

Mutations are also important.

A lot of our awesome things are based on mutations, probably.

Try looking for mutations in our evolution. I'm sure you'll find some.

If animals are a different color from it's normal color, it won't be stronger. It's not a shiny.

Very few marsupials live in america, but australia is the home of marsupials, there are marsupials everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Koalas, Kangaroos, possums, OH MY GOSH SO CUTE SO CUUUUTE!

Evolution is very hard to discuss, it's a thing, not a debate.

Evolution makes things different different from each other, which is why human's don't have stink glands like the skunk.

This is taxonomy, but for those who are interested in where humans come from, here we go! Kingdom:Animalia Phylum:Chordata Class:Mammalia Order:Primates Family:Hominidae Tribe:Hominini Genus:Homo Species:Sapiens.

The earliest known primate looked like a squirrel, it is called the Plesiadapis.

Opossums are one of the not so many marsupials in america.

Our world is beautiful, and I think everybody would agree with that.

We evolved to create clothes not for covering your private areas, but to keep warm!
It's cold without a bunch of hair! And when cavemen choose from walking in the nude from warm testicles, they choose warm testicles.

We dissect things, that isn't wrong. We need to know about animals anyway. Vivisection is wrong. I think so. Well, actually, Vivisection with painkillers (not the drug) is ok.

Evolution is responsible for the awesome, great, but weird difference all animals have.

People say that evolution was just random, but they are wrong 99.9999999999999999..........% of the time.

Bats have very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long fingers. Don't you think. Or maybe you don't think so. Because they have wings. DARNINT BAT WINGS ARE HANDS DARNIT.

Life is worth studying and knowing more about.

Can we all agree that life is beautiful please?

If we track down our ancestors, we can find out which animals we are related to.

Our structures are the same and our molecules are the same as other vertebreal animals.

Those animals in madagascar, I forgot their name, they were conquered by monkeys in all other parts of the world, and they are now extinct. Can you tell me their name?

DNA, genetics, natural selection, sexual selection, respiration, taxonomy, they are all related to evolution.

In america, only 40% of the population believes in evolution. Let's change that. The percentage of people that believe in evolution must be OVER 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!ONE!

Bats, humans, monkeys, whales, and LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of other animals. I lost it there.

Evolution is amazing. I think it's really something to celebrate about. I'M HITTING THE CAPS LOCK KEY! I SAVED THIS FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION, BECAUSE I NORMALLY JUST HIT THE SHIFT KEY! OH WATS DAT DIRECTOR? damn they just took my caps lock key. didn't steal my exclamation mark key tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh hellz yeah they just took that too. anyway, do you think evolution is true? show me in the comments [exclamation mark] although you never do. anyway, bye and get ready for the next post [exclamation mark]

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