Sunday, July 1, 2012

Comparative Anatomy

We get our energy from eating other life forms.

Plants get their energy from the sun, which is how they make their food.

Sharks can and will die if they stop moving.

How do they sleep you say? They move while sleeping.

Birds evolved from small dinosaurs.

Sir Andrew Huxley won a nobel prize.

Nerve tissue manages electrical connections in the body.

We are more related to other animals than we are to plants.

We are more related to mammals than we are to other animals.

We are more related to primates than other mammals.

We are more related to other humans than we are to primates.

Thomas Henry Huxley discovered that Birds evolved from small dinosaurs, and he also invented the word agnostic.

Huxley made friends with darwin.

Animals can move so they can, umm, yeah, umm. . . .. .. . . . . . . . .

Yeah, umm, you know. Right? Oh god I don't want to explain it, if you don't know just stop reading now please.

Comparative Anatomy studies the difference and similarities of living organisms.

We are not green and we cannot make our own food. So we are not related to a plant.

An animal is a living thing that propels itself with limbs, that can usually not make their own food, if not altogether.

Not all animals have bones, some just have an exoskeleton.

Some aquatic animals just shoot their sperm into the water and cross their fingers that another fish gets pregnant.

Sharks reproduce like mammals, you know, something goes somewhere....

Sharks still lay eggs.

Sharks are the only fish that have a sex organ similar to a mammal's

Huxley found out about lots of things. He was a ship surgeon before he became a great scientist. Also, everyone in england envied his great big sideburns.

Huxley was nicknamed darwin's bulldog, because he vowed to kill whoever didn't believe in darwin's ways.

Huxley's thing about birds and dinosaurs was not believed for about 100 years.

Comparative Anatomy, it gets us to know that we are different, but we are also similar to other animals! Those animals include birds, mammals and even fish! But not insects.

Nerve tissue contains neurons, which are a brainy thing, you should know.

Every animal and plant gets sick. Plants get growths and stuff on them, while animals get sick.

Plant Animals eating meat is a pretty bad thing. But dogs eating grass isn't bad though.

Would you like to throw up? Here are a list of things that can make you throw up, may it be grossness, sickness, or just a stomachache. Corpses, rotten stuff, raw meat, flies or maybe even excrements! If you eat like that. Anyone for a feces patty with a side of concentrated urine? Oh, time for the main course! A 7 day old head of a human with a topping of raw dead flies? Dessert! A cup of month old ice cream!

Lol, that was a great laugh.

Birds can walk like us, but they can fly much better. And actually, they jump more than walk.

Fish, Birds and Mammals can move around in the water, all fish can, for the bird family, penguins are the best, for mammals, the best are all swimming mammals, including seals, whales, dolphins, orcas, that kind of deal.

Most animals have a digestive system.

Our hands are actually very related to bat hands. Now instead of jazz hands..... I give you! Baat hands!

The sea sponge does not move, but it is an animal! Do not doubt anything! By the way, it would be really rare to get a kitchen sponge that was actually made out of a sponge.

Huxley connected paleontology and biology together, we have a lot to thank him for.

The Huxley family seems to be blessed with good minds! One of huxley's descendants got a Nobel Prize.

By the way, the nobel prize is a prize given by alfred nobel, who was one of the richest people in the world, because he invented...................
TriNitroToluene! AKA TNT.

Sharks have to be careful about moving, because if they stop, everything stops.

Penguins don't have wings, they have flippers, like seals and orcas.

Orcas are called killer whales for a reason. Did you hear about this. "Come here Mr Orca, we are going to feed you fish to do a.." NOM. "Epic bleeding lower torso" Shoot the thing! BANG BANG. FREEDOM! Splat. It killed itself and most of the Army Rangers.

By the way, that story is slightly fabricated.

Birds push air so they can stay floating, they usually fly.

Animals have a close common ancestor.

Orcas have a reputation to drag their trainers under water and half drown them.

Orcas also headbutt their trainers sometimes.

The least it might do is buck you off and chase you out of the tank.

So, let that be a lesson to all you retired orca trainers, DON'T RISK TRAINING ORCAS. PERIOD.

Ok, this is the final post for a long time! Bye! Bye!

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