The Nervous System is very complicated.
The Nervous System is pretty much mission control, everything that you do, that you are forced to do, and what you can't control is powered by the nervous system.
The nervous system runs down the spine. Try it on your friend. Put your finger on his spine and pull it down.
The spine runs down your whole body, which means you should have your nervous system on your spine, it's a very very very good idea! I mean GREAT IDEA.
The Nerves are very sensitive, which means if you touch and harass a nerve, it will create a weird feeling on you, or your victim.
H2O is important in your body, so the nerves say Give us water, you're torturing us.
The nervous system tells you lots of things, like GET YOUR HAND OFF THE DAMN STOVE YOU ****ING IDIOT!!!!!!
I should not have said that, but seriously, don't do that.
All this nervous system is really making me nervous.
The nervous system is very important to your survival, in fact, it's important in every animal except simple ones like sea sponges.
If the nerves detect that you are eating something yummy, then it will say you should eat some more of that stuff. You should eat more of it! Unless it is SCP-643. Don't even eat SCP-643. IT IS VERY DANGEROUS!
Touching stoves is dangerous, which means the body says DONT TOUCH THE ***ING STOVE!
The Typical Neuron has branches like a tree.
Voltage travels around neurons.
I don't actually know much about the nervous system and neurons, if you have any info, please TELL ME!
Don't touch fire, or else your body will activate your pain senses.
There are lots of signals coming into your body during biting, digestion, chewing, and tasting.
We need signals if we want to do stuff. We have lots of signals. I need signals to type.
The Nervous System is pretty much mission control, everything you do, everything you taste, everything you feel, everything that hurts, everything!
There are a lot of neurons in your brain, they are very important in your nervous system.
If your nervous system would get removed, you will stop moving, and you would stop breathing. In short, you would DIE. AND YOU WILL BE DEAD FOREVER.
Once again, your body will tell you not to touch a stove. Remember, don't touch a stove. It hurts you, but your body will say "GET YOUR HAND OF THE DAMN STOVE YOU ****ING IDIOT!" Therefore, it will HURT. A lot.
If you just need to RUUUN, then your body will start to try to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!
If you get a gurgly feeling in your stomach, you are probably scared, or maybe you're in a bad situation.
If you are in a bad situation, you will get a lot of energy pumped away from your stomach. Therefore, you get a gurgly feeling.
There are lots of nerves in our body.
Oh my god, did you hear about the shutdowns? Pirate Bay and Demonoid are down. Those darn Swedish government strike again. I swear that I will get my revenge.
By the way, more about nerves. "Sigh". Sorry, I just can't get over this. NO MORE TEAM EXTREME! No more minecraft! Please minecraft! Do not leave me! PLEASE! I don't wanna stick with minecraft 1.3.1! PLEASE MINECRAFT!
Anyway, I can speak more about this later. For now, let's talk about nerves. Ok.
Neurons are a type of cell that is in your brain, electricity runs through it a lot.
There is stuff in a neuron that has a really nice name. The Nodes Of Ranvier. Pronounced the Nodes Of Romviei.
The Eighth Harry Potter novel should be called Harry Potter and the Nodes Of Ranvier. I agree, Hank. I agree with you!
Do you want to eat stuff? LOL. You do not need to. WHAT DA WHAT DID I JUST SAY? You need to eat, therefore your body activates hunger. HUNGRY HUNGRY! FEED ME HUMAN. By the way, PIRATE BAY IS BACK! WOOHOO!
Anyway, the spinal cord makes a lot of decisions, the brain too, but the spinal cord controls all of your reflexes and everything you do, the brain just commands it.
Your brain will be disconnected if you cut off the brainstem, therefore you will DIE. If that's ok with you. I mean, if that's ok with you.
Do you not want to die. One way to do it is to NOT cut off your brainstem.
By the way, this is the last post of this blog!
LOL JK JK JK.
I bet all you people who love biology are reading this blog, well a message to you! I USE HUMOR!
By the way, the most abrupt thing in the world! THE END.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Animalz Behaviorz
Cats like treats, but they cant open treat bags because they don't have opposable thumbs.
Natural Selection caused us to have opposable thumbs, like our primate pals.
Hamsters in siberia are really weird. The female makes some kinda sound when she is ready, and then the male runs several miles to mate with her.
Some birds make houses, and when the females check them out, the males do a little dance. The Female may choose to mate with him or not.
Vampire Bats regurgitate blood for their babies.
Everyone loves food. We are stimulated to love food. That's why food is tasty. Food is tastier if it is healthier. Or if it seems healthier. Like Candy! Candy tricks the body to love the flavor of it, so humans eat it and get tubby.
Animal behavior is very weird. Animals like mating. That is it's behaviour, it is stimulated to mate.
Behavior is the action to a stimulus.
Animal Behavior is not only in animals, but us too! Because we are animals.
We can fight out animal behavior though! Which makes us a better evolved primate and in context, a human being.
Human Beings have the power to fight animal behavior.
Animal Behavior is limited to what an animal can do.
We fight stimulus to not do stupid things, like run around naked mating with things.
That is technically what animals do in the wild. But humans don't do that.
Humans used to do that, of course, but now it isn't good to do that. You should just marry once, and have a good wife and family.
Praying Manti(ses) have a stimulus to try to mate, and then try to lay an egg. And then they have no stimulus to do anything at all! They just wait to die. And then they die. I observed this. I found a praying mantis. And the next day it died. I was quite disappointed, until I found out it left behind a very great present! A egg sac! Later, it hatched. And we let the babies go to challenge the wild.
Kneading is very common in cats. Knead Knead Knead.
Kneading is the stimulus of wanting milk, that stays while your cat grows up.
Cats purr when they hate something that is happening, or when something they like is happening. They also purr when they are in labor.
Cats meow quietly, and then loudly, and then quietly.
Lorenz was revolutionary, although he was trapped in Nazi Land.
Nazi Party leaders had some crazy ideas from Lorenz's discoveries, because Nazis are crazy.
Snapping turtles just wait. UNTIL THEY FIND A FISH AND THEN THEY CHOMP THEIR HEAD OFF! BLOOD AND GORE GETS EVERYWHERE! THE FISHIE'S HEAD JUST FLOATS AROUND IN THE STOMACH OF THE SNAPPING TURTLE UNTIL IT DISSOLVES, AND THEN IT EATS THE BACK END! OH MY GAWSH!
The Bower Bird makes a nest, and then he collects stuff.
The Bower Bird dances after a female bird gets near. It's more of a mating ritual.
If the ritual works, they just rub butts and run off! The female just lays the eggs, incubates them and then finally, finally, after all that work. THE BABIES HATCH.
Behaviors can come with advantages, including trying to reproduce and selflessness, in the case of lemmings.
Gazelles can't reach the same leaves that the Giraffe can, therefore, it's behavior is limited to it's size.
Ethologists are people who study animal behavior.
Duck behavior is when it hatches, it's mom is specified as the first thing moving away from the nest.
Austrians worked with Tinbergen.
If you taint a pureblooded animal's blood, I mean if it reproduces with a different kind of it's species, it will not be pureblooded anymore.
Alligator Snapping Turtles have a tongue that looks like a fish.
Females of bird species usually choose what bird they will reproduce with by the thing it does best. The bird that does it better gets to have kids.
Larger communities of animals make then feed each other, the bigger the community, the more animals feed each other.
Cats don't regurgitate blood into other Cat's mouths.
Animals are successful, if they have the right behaviors. Animals must like food, they must have a behavior of eating. And they must like mating, they have a behavior of mating.
Some cats do have thumbs, but no cats have opposable thumbs.
A Cat's digestive system is made to eat meat, and normally cannot handle too many veggies. But sometimes they eat veggies to throw up.
Bower Birds mainly collect garbage with a blue tint, this attracts the female Bower bird. After it is attracted, the male starts it's ritual, and if the female accepts, they will mate. And the female will lay eggs, and incubate them, and then the chicks will hatch! And then the cycle starts again, the male birds must do their best to make a Bower hut.
Lorenz shared the nobel prize with 2 austrian scientists.
Geese have no impression of who their mother is, they just choose the first thing that moves.
Natural Selection caused us to have opposable thumbs, like our primate pals.
Hamsters in siberia are really weird. The female makes some kinda sound when she is ready, and then the male runs several miles to mate with her.
Some birds make houses, and when the females check them out, the males do a little dance. The Female may choose to mate with him or not.
Vampire Bats regurgitate blood for their babies.
Everyone loves food. We are stimulated to love food. That's why food is tasty. Food is tastier if it is healthier. Or if it seems healthier. Like Candy! Candy tricks the body to love the flavor of it, so humans eat it and get tubby.
Animal behavior is very weird. Animals like mating. That is it's behaviour, it is stimulated to mate.
Behavior is the action to a stimulus.
Animal Behavior is not only in animals, but us too! Because we are animals.
We can fight out animal behavior though! Which makes us a better evolved primate and in context, a human being.
Human Beings have the power to fight animal behavior.
Animal Behavior is limited to what an animal can do.
We fight stimulus to not do stupid things, like run around naked mating with things.
That is technically what animals do in the wild. But humans don't do that.
Humans used to do that, of course, but now it isn't good to do that. You should just marry once, and have a good wife and family.
Praying Manti(ses) have a stimulus to try to mate, and then try to lay an egg. And then they have no stimulus to do anything at all! They just wait to die. And then they die. I observed this. I found a praying mantis. And the next day it died. I was quite disappointed, until I found out it left behind a very great present! A egg sac! Later, it hatched. And we let the babies go to challenge the wild.
Kneading is very common in cats. Knead Knead Knead.
Kneading is the stimulus of wanting milk, that stays while your cat grows up.
Cats purr when they hate something that is happening, or when something they like is happening. They also purr when they are in labor.
Cats meow quietly, and then loudly, and then quietly.
Lorenz was revolutionary, although he was trapped in Nazi Land.
Nazi Party leaders had some crazy ideas from Lorenz's discoveries, because Nazis are crazy.
Snapping turtles just wait. UNTIL THEY FIND A FISH AND THEN THEY CHOMP THEIR HEAD OFF! BLOOD AND GORE GETS EVERYWHERE! THE FISHIE'S HEAD JUST FLOATS AROUND IN THE STOMACH OF THE SNAPPING TURTLE UNTIL IT DISSOLVES, AND THEN IT EATS THE BACK END! OH MY GAWSH!
The Bower Bird makes a nest, and then he collects stuff.
The Bower Bird dances after a female bird gets near. It's more of a mating ritual.
If the ritual works, they just rub butts and run off! The female just lays the eggs, incubates them and then finally, finally, after all that work. THE BABIES HATCH.
Behaviors can come with advantages, including trying to reproduce and selflessness, in the case of lemmings.
Gazelles can't reach the same leaves that the Giraffe can, therefore, it's behavior is limited to it's size.
Ethologists are people who study animal behavior.
Duck behavior is when it hatches, it's mom is specified as the first thing moving away from the nest.
Austrians worked with Tinbergen.
If you taint a pureblooded animal's blood, I mean if it reproduces with a different kind of it's species, it will not be pureblooded anymore.
Alligator Snapping Turtles have a tongue that looks like a fish.
Females of bird species usually choose what bird they will reproduce with by the thing it does best. The bird that does it better gets to have kids.
Larger communities of animals make then feed each other, the bigger the community, the more animals feed each other.
Cats don't regurgitate blood into other Cat's mouths.
Animals are successful, if they have the right behaviors. Animals must like food, they must have a behavior of eating. And they must like mating, they have a behavior of mating.
Some cats do have thumbs, but no cats have opposable thumbs.
A Cat's digestive system is made to eat meat, and normally cannot handle too many veggies. But sometimes they eat veggies to throw up.
Bower Birds mainly collect garbage with a blue tint, this attracts the female Bower bird. After it is attracted, the male starts it's ritual, and if the female accepts, they will mate. And the female will lay eggs, and incubate them, and then the chicks will hatch! And then the cycle starts again, the male birds must do their best to make a Bower hut.
Lorenz shared the nobel prize with 2 austrian scientists.
Geese have no impression of who their mother is, they just choose the first thing that moves.
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Chordates
Lampreys suck blood, but they aren't very complex, they don't have jaws, but they have a spinal cord.
Fish used to have face armor.
Coelacanths are very old animals.
Lungfish can walk on land, if they want to get to another ocean or lake. They have LUNGS. And GILLS.
We are Mammalian amniotic tetropodal sarcopterygiian osteichythyan gnathostomal vertebrate cranial chordates. "Takes breath of air"
We are very very very very very very very very very VERY complex.
We are more complex than insects, which makes us COMPLEX.
Vertebrae are more complex than non-vertebrates.
Dogs are like us, very complex and they are mammals, with hair, hearts, and brains.
We all started from one little cell, and then we evolved. Even when we're created, we are cells, racing for the chance to have a life. Once the sperm reaches the egg, all access to the egg is blocked off from other sperm (UNLESS TWINS) and then they get eaten by the crazed white blood cells, who love sperm (TO EAT).
The Lancelets are weird because of the cords coming out of their mouth.
The Coccyx is a great place, it is the place I'm referring to in this next sentence.
And this is where I'd put my tail! IF I HAD ONE!
Brains are pretty much restricted to some animals, fishies have brains, buggies don't
Our spinal cord is used when we move around, it has lots of nerves that detect what the brain wants the body to do.
We are very weird for a 2 legged animal, because we don't have tails.
Apes are mostly on all 4's/\.
Coelacnaths were caught by a guy who decided to show some scientists.
Birds have a gizzard, which is filled with ROCKS. That's right, birds eat rocks.
Do you have a gizzard? No. We have TEETH.
Do you want some rooster teeth? Well you can't have them. You can have rooster gizzards though? Want some?! THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
Vertebrates have a backbone that supports their structure.
Vertebrates usually have other bones, especially complex ones.
We don't have slits that let us breathe, instead we have lungs, which also let us breathe.
Post Anal tails are the best way to go.
Sea Squirts have weird tadpoles, which means they get included in chordates.
Sharks skeletons are completely made out of cartilage.
Lobe Finned Fishes are fishies that have muscle in their fins.
Tetrapods are animals with 4 feet.
The first Tetrapods were amphibians.
The Embryo is put inside the womb for animals.
The Coccyx is really weird, try touching it. Or try not to.
Your Coccyx is really creepy, that is where your tail should be, or where your tail is! In the dog's case.
Some fish are creepy. FISHIES. Fish like the Coelacanths.
Deep sea fish have big eyes, big mouths, big (insert body part here). Thats right mate.
We have a very complex name, as I stated earlier. Nope not gonna say it again.
The Lancelets have cords coming out of their mouths, but they are named head cords.
We have discs of cartilage between our spine.
Pharyngeal Slits are those things you see on sharks that makes them scary, you know, those red slits beside it's head.
We are part of chordata, all vertebrates are. but we are not the only ones in chordata, there are lots more things in this "sorry no idea"
The Myxni is really weird. It is classified as a vertebrate, but it does not have a spine. The reason it is called a vertebrate is because it has a skull. Weird huh? I don't get it either. NOBODY GETS EET!
The Coelacanth is very rare, don't even try to find it. But if you do, tell me in the comments, you are one of those lucky divers.
The Phylum Chordata contains about 50,000 vertebrates and a few thousand invertebrates.
Cartilage is very important in our bodies, because it helps us bend and stuff.
There are lots of different vertebrates.
I have the answer to life, the universe and everything! TORNADO OF CREATION!
Sharks have chambered hearts.
Rays are similar to Sharks.
Bony fish are not very rare at all.
The Coelacanths should walk on land, but they don't.
Coelacanths are not good eaten. For a good reason dude.
Amphibia were the first animals to evolve a 3 chambered heart.
The Archosaurs died out with the dinosaurs, but some of them survived.
Birds have a 4- chambered heart.
We also have a 4-chambered heart. If i'm right.
Mammals have milk! Some mammals sweat milk! Other animals have breasts which dispense milk. Like us. I mean ladies. Not like me. Like all ladies reading this. Not like all men reading this. SEA SQUIRTS ARE SIMILAR TO US LOL!
Fish used to have face armor.
Coelacanths are very old animals.
Lungfish can walk on land, if they want to get to another ocean or lake. They have LUNGS. And GILLS.
We are Mammalian amniotic tetropodal sarcopterygiian osteichythyan gnathostomal vertebrate cranial chordates. "Takes breath of air"
We are very very very very very very very very very VERY complex.
We are more complex than insects, which makes us COMPLEX.
Vertebrae are more complex than non-vertebrates.
Dogs are like us, very complex and they are mammals, with hair, hearts, and brains.
We all started from one little cell, and then we evolved. Even when we're created, we are cells, racing for the chance to have a life. Once the sperm reaches the egg, all access to the egg is blocked off from other sperm (UNLESS TWINS) and then they get eaten by the crazed white blood cells, who love sperm (TO EAT).
The Lancelets are weird because of the cords coming out of their mouth.
The Coccyx is a great place, it is the place I'm referring to in this next sentence.
And this is where I'd put my tail! IF I HAD ONE!
Brains are pretty much restricted to some animals, fishies have brains, buggies don't
Our spinal cord is used when we move around, it has lots of nerves that detect what the brain wants the body to do.
We are very weird for a 2 legged animal, because we don't have tails.
Apes are mostly on all 4's/\.
Coelacnaths were caught by a guy who decided to show some scientists.
Birds have a gizzard, which is filled with ROCKS. That's right, birds eat rocks.
Do you have a gizzard? No. We have TEETH.
Do you want some rooster teeth? Well you can't have them. You can have rooster gizzards though? Want some?! THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
Vertebrates have a backbone that supports their structure.
Vertebrates usually have other bones, especially complex ones.
We don't have slits that let us breathe, instead we have lungs, which also let us breathe.
Post Anal tails are the best way to go.
Sea Squirts have weird tadpoles, which means they get included in chordates.
Sharks skeletons are completely made out of cartilage.
Lobe Finned Fishes are fishies that have muscle in their fins.
Tetrapods are animals with 4 feet.
The first Tetrapods were amphibians.
The Embryo is put inside the womb for animals.
The Coccyx is really weird, try touching it. Or try not to.
Your Coccyx is really creepy, that is where your tail should be, or where your tail is! In the dog's case.
Some fish are creepy. FISHIES. Fish like the Coelacanths.
Deep sea fish have big eyes, big mouths, big (insert body part here). Thats right mate.
We have a very complex name, as I stated earlier. Nope not gonna say it again.
The Lancelets have cords coming out of their mouths, but they are named head cords.
We have discs of cartilage between our spine.
Pharyngeal Slits are those things you see on sharks that makes them scary, you know, those red slits beside it's head.
We are part of chordata, all vertebrates are. but we are not the only ones in chordata, there are lots more things in this "sorry no idea"
The Myxni is really weird. It is classified as a vertebrate, but it does not have a spine. The reason it is called a vertebrate is because it has a skull. Weird huh? I don't get it either. NOBODY GETS EET!
The Coelacanth is very rare, don't even try to find it. But if you do, tell me in the comments, you are one of those lucky divers.
The Phylum Chordata contains about 50,000 vertebrates and a few thousand invertebrates.
Cartilage is very important in our bodies, because it helps us bend and stuff.
There are lots of different vertebrates.
I have the answer to life, the universe and everything! TORNADO OF CREATION!
Sharks have chambered hearts.
Rays are similar to Sharks.
Bony fish are not very rare at all.
The Coelacanths should walk on land, but they don't.
Coelacanths are not good eaten. For a good reason dude.
Amphibia were the first animals to evolve a 3 chambered heart.
The Archosaurs died out with the dinosaurs, but some of them survived.
Birds have a 4- chambered heart.
We also have a 4-chambered heart. If i'm right.
Mammals have milk! Some mammals sweat milk! Other animals have breasts which dispense milk. Like us. I mean ladies. Not like me. Like all ladies reading this. Not like all men reading this. SEA SQUIRTS ARE SIMILAR TO US LOL!
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Complex Animals. AGAIN IF YOU DON'T THINK RELIGION IS TRUE GET OFF THIS BLOG.
We are far more complex than insects, but complexity started with insects, with their multiple segments.
The Folds in our brains are segments, our spine is splitted into segments, our fingers are splitted into segments, they're crazy evolved segments, but segments just the same.
Crustaceans are also complex, they are very tasty complex animals, but complex just the same.
Segments, segments, segments. We all have segments, but it all started with insects.
Some old insects had a 2 foot wingspan. That wingspan is probably bigger than the width of the screen you are viewing.
Centipedes have poisoned claws to paralyze their prey, but Millipedes don't. So be careful which "pede" you touch.
The reason those 2 foot insects died out? Lack of oxygen. That's right, oxygen is lower than it used to be.
By the way, a reminder. Living Things evolve. If you don't think so, just stop reading my blog and go worship your spaghetti monster.
I, by the way, am not an atheist. I do have a religion. BUT. I do know that ANIMALS EVOLVE. There is so much proof. Which doesn't include our little animated videos.
By the way, this is (not) a good speech.
“I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
The Folds in our brains are segments, our spine is splitted into segments, our fingers are splitted into segments, they're crazy evolved segments, but segments just the same.
Crustaceans are also complex, they are very tasty complex animals, but complex just the same.
Segments, segments, segments. We all have segments, but it all started with insects.
Some old insects had a 2 foot wingspan. That wingspan is probably bigger than the width of the screen you are viewing.
Centipedes have poisoned claws to paralyze their prey, but Millipedes don't. So be careful which "pede" you touch.
The reason those 2 foot insects died out? Lack of oxygen. That's right, oxygen is lower than it used to be.
By the way, a reminder. Living Things evolve. If you don't think so, just stop reading my blog and go worship your spaghetti monster.
I, by the way, am not an atheist. I do have a religion. BUT. I do know that ANIMALS EVOLVE. There is so much proof. Which doesn't include our little animated videos.
By the way, this is (not) a good speech.
“I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
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