Sunday, August 19, 2012

Animalz Behaviorz

Cats like treats, but they cant open treat bags because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Natural Selection caused us to have opposable thumbs, like our primate pals.

Hamsters in siberia are really weird. The female makes some kinda sound when she is ready, and then the male runs several miles to mate with her.

Some birds make houses, and when the females check them out, the males do a little dance. The Female may choose to mate with him or not.

Vampire Bats regurgitate blood for their babies.

Everyone loves food. We are stimulated to love food. That's why food is tasty. Food is tastier if it is healthier. Or if it seems healthier. Like Candy! Candy tricks the body to love the flavor of it, so humans eat it and get tubby.

Animal behavior is very weird. Animals like mating. That is it's behaviour, it is stimulated to mate.

Behavior is the action to a stimulus.

Animal Behavior is not only in animals, but us too! Because we are animals.

We can fight out animal behavior though! Which makes us a better evolved primate and in context, a human being.

Human Beings have the power to fight animal behavior.

Animal Behavior is limited to what an animal can do.

We fight stimulus to not do stupid things, like run around naked mating with things.

That is technically what animals do in the wild. But humans don't do that.

Humans used to do that, of course, but now it isn't good to do that. You should just marry once, and have a good wife and family.

Praying Manti(ses) have a stimulus to try to mate, and then try to lay an egg. And then they have no stimulus to do anything at all! They just wait to die. And then they die. I observed this. I found a praying mantis. And the next day it died. I was quite disappointed, until I found out it left behind a very great present! A egg sac! Later, it hatched. And we let the babies go to challenge the wild.

Kneading is very common in cats. Knead Knead Knead.

Kneading is the stimulus of wanting milk, that stays while your cat grows up.

Cats purr when they hate something that is happening, or when something they like is happening. They also purr when they are in labor.

Cats meow quietly, and then loudly, and then quietly.

Lorenz was revolutionary, although he was trapped in Nazi Land.

Nazi Party leaders had some crazy ideas from Lorenz's discoveries, because Nazis are crazy.

Snapping turtles just wait. UNTIL THEY FIND A FISH AND THEN THEY CHOMP THEIR HEAD OFF! BLOOD AND GORE GETS EVERYWHERE! THE FISHIE'S HEAD JUST FLOATS AROUND IN THE STOMACH OF THE SNAPPING TURTLE UNTIL IT DISSOLVES, AND THEN IT EATS THE BACK END! OH MY GAWSH!

The Bower Bird makes a nest, and then he collects stuff.

The Bower Bird dances after a female bird gets near. It's more of a mating ritual.

If the ritual works, they just rub butts and run off! The female just lays the eggs, incubates them and then finally, finally, after all that work. THE BABIES HATCH.

Behaviors can come with advantages, including trying to reproduce and selflessness, in the case of lemmings.

Gazelles can't reach the same leaves that the Giraffe can, therefore, it's behavior is limited to it's size.

Ethologists are people who study animal behavior.

Duck behavior is when it hatches, it's mom is specified as the first thing moving away from the nest.

Austrians worked with Tinbergen.

If you taint a pureblooded animal's blood, I mean if it reproduces with a different kind of it's species, it will not be pureblooded anymore.

Alligator Snapping Turtles have a tongue that looks like a fish.

Females of bird species usually choose what bird they will reproduce with by the thing it does best. The bird that does it better gets to have kids.

Larger communities of animals make then feed each other, the bigger the community, the more animals feed each other.

Cats don't regurgitate blood into other Cat's mouths.

Animals are successful, if they have the right behaviors. Animals must like food, they must have a behavior of eating. And they must like mating, they have a behavior of mating.

Some cats do have thumbs, but no cats have opposable thumbs.

A Cat's digestive system is made to eat meat, and normally cannot handle too many veggies. But sometimes they eat veggies to throw up.

Bower Birds mainly collect garbage with a blue tint, this attracts the female Bower bird. After it is attracted, the male starts it's ritual, and if the female accepts, they will mate. And the female will lay eggs, and incubate them, and then the chicks will hatch! And then the cycle starts again, the male birds must do their best to make a Bower hut.

Lorenz shared the nobel prize with 2 austrian scientists.

Geese have no impression of who their mother is, they just choose the first thing that moves.

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