SHOOP THE WHOOPING SKELETAN

A baculum is in any Mammal's little willy. It's a penis bone. But we don't have it, interestingly.

Polar Bears have a streamlined skull, which helps them swim in water. Unlike a Grizzly's skull.

You don't need to be a vertebrate to have a skeleton, skeleton means bone, not a spinal cord.

Molting is very terrible.

You have at least 32 teeth.

There are a few bones in your ear. And there is one bone in your throat. Behind your Mandible.

There are lots of bones in your body.

Ancient Romans were awesome. According to people in Ye Olde times.

Romans prohibited the dissection of humans. Which meant romans did not have a good view of what humans looked like.

The local judge usually gave away dead bodies of prisoners to the first person ever to dissect a human.

Most of the secrets in life are bound under human skin.

Placental mammals are pretty gross, because they give birth in a weird way.

Pronghorn Antelope's horns are very amazing, because they are removable.

The Skeleton is not the dead part of us, it is vital. We need it. It protects your organs, and it holds your structure together.

In Alaska, Baculums were used as handles for weapons, and are sometimes sold as souvenirs to people who visit. Gross, but cool. The largest one in existence, as claimed by the owner, was sold for $8,000.

The hardest parts of our body are, wait for it, wait for it, our skeleton.

The largest bone in your body is your Femur. Once again, no, we do not have a Baculum.

We may not have a penis bone, but other primates do! Why? The question is, why?

Spider Monkeys do not have a Baculum either. What is going on here?

Your bones have marrow in them, which is pretty tasty.

Baculums sold by the Alaskans are called Oosiks. They are usually fossilized, and they can be over 1000 years old!

Baculums help with Sexual Intercourse, but we have something else that I would rather not talk about.

Why am I leaving out the ladies? Female animals also have bones to help with Sexual Intercourse. Not sure if the ladies in our species have it though. So calling all scientists!

Exoskeletons are very heavy. Which means you never see an ant the size of an Elephant.

You have 26 bones in each foot.

Talking about the skeleton is a breeze! I should have highlighted it before!

Everyone loves organs! Well, maybe not you. Or you. Or maybe even you. And all you ladies.

Our organs are gross, aren't they. Nope.

Remember, evolution is real. It's not just Charles Darwin making a deal with Satan. Shut up.

Your skin protects you, but it doesn't count as a skeleton.

Rhino Heads are good for being giant. LOL.

Keratin is awesome, we need it to make out nails and hair, and animals need it for their horns.

I dunno if Keratin counts as a bone, but if it does, then I should be talking about it.

There are lots of bones in your body. A lot of bones are in your face, only a few are in your arm, a lot are in your hands and feet, and finally, the ribs count as bones, which means your chest has a huge amount of bones.

If you have a skeleton in your class, try to observe it. It has screws in it, doesn't it! That's because your muscles hold your bones together. So it's all a you help me I help you situation. :)

Everything we used to know about bones was wrong. Because we believed the romans. Turned out they were idiots.

Why do Rhinos have big heads? Their skulls are just like elephant skulls!

Streamlined skulls are awesome! Woohoo! Swimmin like a boss! Oppa's Polar Bear Style.

We don't have a very cool skull, but that doesn't mean we are awesome monsters.

We are the only ones who can dance! We can even dance to Oppa's Gangnam Style.

So that means our skeletal system is pretty great, don't you think.

We are very smart, and if we want to stay that way, we must have a nice, hard skull.

We need energy to move our bones, if we don't have energy, the only thing holding us together would be our skeleton. Our skeleton can't handle itself though.

One of the few bones that only the muscles hold up is your Mandible! It's the first thing to rot off when you're dead.

Some of your bones are not even bones! We have cartilage in our nose and places like that.

Bye for 3 weeks! Bye!