Muscles are everywhere in your body, and they are being used during every second of your life, the heart being the most used muscle, probably. Well, it needs to beat for about 90 years, don't you think that's hard work?!
The longest muscle in your body goes down your leg, the bigger you are, the longer it is. Actually, that kinda counts for all muscles.
The Skeletal Muscles are the muscles on the outside. They are the ones that are exposed if you peel your skin off like a banana. Try it! Wait..... Actually, don't try it. Please.
Your muscles are really bloody. And if you are a chicken, your muscle would taste great deep fried with canola oil, served with a crispy outside and some fries. Yeah.... "Drool"
If your muscles were exposed to the outside world, and yes, it would really hurt, everyone could see every detail of your muscles.
Muscles are needed for a lot of stuff, including chewing, touching, sleeping, surviving, breathing, living, creating, writing, fighting, gaming, shirt throwing, beer drinking, and finally, the most important thing, thumpadumping.
Muscles contract and relax.
Muscles are thicker in the middle.
Chickens have bigger muscles than we do? Looks like it.
We have quite a bit of meat on our bones, I get why cannibals like to eat us.
Flesh is just some kind of muscle! So meat is muscle. Your tongue is a muscle. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS YOUR MUSCLES!
We didn't have a good understanding of muscle until the 15th century, but we didn't even know how muscles worked until 1954! Shocked? You should be.
If you think you don't use your muscles much, you are WRONG. You use a lot of muscles even when you sit on that cheap, junky couch watching your tiny, static-plagued TV, eating chips. Ha!
Big guns are needed to do strong stuff. Like lifting weights, and other heavy things.
Your muscles are very good at their job, even though that they do only 2 things!
Ligaments are similar to tendons, except they connect bones to other bones.
Tendons are thick, we have some in our heels, it's called the Achilles' Heel. It really hurts when you whack it. Also, it was the fabled weak point of Achilles. Which an arrow got shot in. Which killed him.
There is a lot of contracting and relaxing in your muscle jobs, they didn't sign up for much.
Exercising helps your muscles by hurting them, and then they heal and get stronger. Therefore, don't OVEREXCERCISE!
Huxley is an overused last name. Andrew Fielding Huxley tried to find out about muscles. And, yes, his last name is Huxley. Told you it was an overused surname. Totally overused. Nah, he's related to the Huxley family.
You would not be able to move without your muscles or your skeleton. So you need both. But some animals don't need the skeletons, like the slug, the snail and the sea cucumber.
You have 640 skeletal muscles, which means we don't count muscles like the heart. But that's a lot, amirite? iamrite.
The squeezy part of your body is muscles, you can squeeze them, but you can't squeeze skeletons. You can break your skeleton, if you really try. But don't. Please.
It is possible for bacteria to get to your bloodstream through a small cut in your skin. You can die, even get just a small cut.
Your heart can skip a beat, which is a weird feeling. But your heart can overbeat, creating a heart attack. Uh Oh.
As you get older, your muscles get harder to move.
Muscles are bloody everywhere. And yes, they are really bloody.
Cells need food to grow! So we need meat to grow our muscles. Eat your meat! Eat eat eat!
By the way, nice rhyme, eh? Hahaha.
Could you peel back your skin and send the photo to me so I can observe muscles? Here's my email: thisistotallynotafakeaccount@gmail.com.
Rip apart those muscles! Tear them apart and stuff them in your mouth! I'm talking about chicken muscle of course. It's delicious! Just don't eat too much.
Meat is the #1 thing we love to eat. Veggies, we don't need much of them, but we need lots of meat! And lots of water! If you don't eat meat, your muscles will not grow, and you will be weak! But before that you would probably die of hunger. It's possible!
You can die of too much strength! It's a real thing!
Jean Hanson and Hugh Exmor Huxley also found out about the muscles.
Muscles are truly worth learning about. Because they are one of the many important parts of your big, big, complicated body.
Your Gluteus Maximus is your buttcheek. Hate to break it to ya, not all of your muscles are cool.
One of our bones can move in relation to your other bone. Why? Because of muscles.
Your skeletal muscle is a rope. Made out of smaller ropes. Which are made out of even smaller ropes.
We cannot see muscle fibers. They are as thin as a cell. So now you know how many muscle cells are in meat. Well, you don't, actually. Take a good guess.
SEX! Now that I got your attention, it's time to tell you about the Huxleys. MUHUHUAHUAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Huxleys are good at discovering stuff. One Huxley was Darwin's bulldog. The others tried to discover more about muscles.
Our muscle strings are like springs. They contract and stretch.
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