WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THESE GLANDS! THEY GIVE YOU THE LADIES AND THEY GET YOU SEX! NOW LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS,YOU SCUMBAG, BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY ENDOCRINE SYSTEM! THIS TITLE IS GETTING SO LONG! WHO THE HELL CARES ANYWAY! THIS IS GONNA GET AS LONG AS THE POST SO IM GONNA STOP NOW! OK?! OK!

Our glands are amazing! They give us pimples, they make us hate our parents, and worst of all, they make us commit suicide, if pushed enough. So you hate your glands, don't you? Well, they are extremely important, which you will find out later!

We have glands in our pee pee. Oh wait, that's not the way you say it. We have glands in our sexual organs. They are important. Very important.

The Pituitary gland is important. But it's about the size of a pea. You heard that right, a pea. Pea Pea!

This is kinda weird, but if babies cry, that activates milk production in the breasts? So, women. Don't hear baby crying. You'll waste useful energy.

The thyroid gland manages a lot of stuff. It's also very important. It's also in your neck. Weird.

Gonads are weird. We both have them. Even you, ladies. Even you. Nobody is left out.

Your Glands are weird. They all have jobs. Some tell your heart to beat faster. Others tell you to start makin' dat breast milk! All the glands have jobs. Sweat glands and salivary glands make watery stuff. They are called saliva and sweat. Sweat is salty, saliva is a digesting liquid which is AMAZING. It can't do much without the teeth, because, if there ever was a digesting race between saliva and stomach acid, the stomach acid would win by a longshot.

Your Testosterone is made by your Testes. That's why it's called Testosterone! Geddit Geddit? Well, maybe not.

Muscular men need testosterone! Steroids have testosterone in them. Steroids might give you too much testosterone. Steroids are bad. Baaaaad.

Glands are very important. Without our glands, we would just not be the same. NOT THE SAME!

Hormones! Those things that give you growth spurts and....... Stuff.
Hee hee, look at that fracking cat.

My glands make me do weird stuff. I mean, like weird. Like jumping off your balcony! And hurting yourself. A bit. Actually, It didn't hurt much. But you see what your hormones and glands make you do? Damn.

Napoleon wasn't very small! It's a myth! Which means the pituitary gland is not your body's Napoleon!

The pituitary glands controls the adrenal glands, which control the kidneys.

Adrenaline is made by the adrenal glands, you need adrenaline to get a shock and run!

Your pancreas is the biggest gland. Yep, its a gland. If you did not know that, then see? It's pretty big eh?

Gonads are the sex glands. The Testes and the Ovaries. If you think that's gross, then you're right. LOL.

Embryologists are weird. They cut out gonads!

When you are in the embryo, your embryo is automatically set to make it female! But if your body manually turns it into a male, then that means... YOU'LL BE A MALE! SIMPLE!

Your sex hormones pretty much define themselves. They make you want to have....... sex. Duh.

There may be a dream you're having about your girlfriend right now because of your hormones.........

BUT THIS IS SCIENCE, PAY ATTENTION.

Your hormones do not make you try to kill people. Actually, they do. But if you're Lucius, son of Satan, then that means you must have a lot of hormones. But you're probably not. Because with your telekinesis powers, you could make me pour that oil on myself and make me set a match. Wait, what are you.......... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Ok, I actually wrote this a long time ago. I just started again now. I forgot about it in that fire. Oh my god it burns. Still does.

Oh, and speaking of horrifying stress, your adrenaline glands are needed in stressful moments. Like when I almost died in that fire. Even by thinking about that moment, adrenaline pumps into my veins.

Hormones are things that make you have growth spurts and acne. So......... WHEN YOU BECOME A TEEN, WATCH OUT, BECAUSE YOU WILL GROW THROUGH THE CEILING AND THEN BE COVERED IN SPOTS.

Wait, that's not it. It's a little lower than that. You just grow a little and then you get a lot of spots around your body. Horrible, horrible spots. I bet you are experiencing it right now (or you experienced it in the past)

Hormones sometimes make you bloodthirsty! That's why we invaded enemy villages a long time ago. You want to become Lucius. I'll just inject a lot of those hormones into you. And then I'll teach you how to be stealthy. And then I'll bribe the devil to give you mind control, combustion, telekinesis and a huge planning brain. Then you can be Lucius. Oh, and random person, I just did that to your son. Good luck.








































































































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