Sunday, June 17, 2012

Taxonomy

We all have a common ancestor, something we are all descended from.

That organism lived a very long time ago.

We all have a similar ancestor.

Which means we may be about 999999999th cousins or something.

Archaea are much more hardy than Bacteria, which are both related to Eukarya.

Protista, Fungi, Plants and Humans are related to Eukarya.

Fungi are Hederotrophs, like animals.

All animals, including us are made out of lots of cells, including us.

Cats, Dogs and Skeevers are Carnivorous.

Cats are also called Felis Catus.

If you can spot the easter egg here, you are pretty good at finding stuff.

By the way, skeevers eat rabbits and other small animals.

Birds are closely related to Reptiles, but they were thought to be related to butterflies, because they could both fly.

We are related to primates, and we might be thought to be related to primates, because we both walk on 2 legs.

Taxonomy was founded by Carl Lineaus.

Carl Lineaus was kinda weird, because he wanted his students to collect specimens for his studies.

Lineaus didn't have much idea about where life came from.

The 3 domains are bacteria, eukarya, and Archaea.

Bacteria and Eukarya used to be just one domain called Monera.

There are lots of animals, and we are descended from eukarya.

Animalia is every animal in existence.

Monera are tiny things.

100 percent of adorable organisms are in Animalia.

We are more closely related to mice than we are to fish, and we are more related to fish than fruit flies.

Mammalia mostly have a tail and a backbone.

Felidae is the family of cats, which includes tigers, lions, cougars, werecats, leopards, cheetas, sabre toothed tigers, sabre cats, cat people, cats of course, ocelots, ligers, tigrons and finally, what you have all been waiting for, please wait for a few more words............ the Toyger.

Every living thing on this planet is related to every other living thing on this planet.

The organism that we all (Yes. Even plants) descended from lived a long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long looooooooooong time ago.

New species get discovered all the time.

What's that? Do you smell some humor coming up?

The dog species is called the canines, similar to felines. Things in the canine family are: Wolves, dogs, Barbas, Meeko, Vigilance, Werewolves, Jake, Jacob the Werewolf, Smiledog.jpg, Cerberus, Blind Dogs, Pseudodogs, and finally, what you have all been waiting for, just wait for a few more words, The Familiar.

Rodents include: Rats, Beavers, Skeevers, Naked Mole Rats, Wererats, Buck-Toothed Platypus Rats, and finally, what you have been waiting for, you don't even care do you, The Capybara.

We are all part of eukarya, the place where every part of life starts.

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