All of you people without babies, GET BABIES! Spread your genes! Marry someone and get a child! You will need that child! That child has the same job as you! Get another child. Guess how long that's gone. More than 10,000 years, mah man.
Hyenas have a female dominated system, as I said before. The female hyenas have a very strange clitoris called a Pseudo-Penis. Strange, I know. Ducks have a corkscrew Pseudo-Penis. Google that with care, my friend! Google it with care.
Pseudo-Penis is a weird name. At least we don't have one.
Us males are born to be awesome! Seriously. I'm not kidding. We are automatically programmed to try to be more awesome than the other people. For the ladies. The most awesome person gets the ladies. Girls can be awesome, but they don't need to! That's great because we have to be awesome, and that's hard work.
Sexual Reproduction is interesting. And, as everyone says, and yes, that's where the word comes from, sexy. Hyuk hyuk. Yeah.
If you want a pic of a duck's Pseudo-Penis in this blog, then you better vote for it, as that penis is the worst thing ever known in the world. It doesn't even look like a penis. Yet it's still gross! For now, I'll give you a picture of a corkscrew, if you are to be satisfied. Ok? Ok.
FDSLFJDSLFHSDLKFHDSLFHDLS WEIRDLY AWKWARD RANDOM THING I HOPE HANS DOES NOT SEE THIS.
A penis is important! The other sexual organ that females have is good too, but if I even mention the name, I'd kill myself. And then with my soul, I'd pick up my knife, cut out my heart and put it in the fridge. And preserve it so I can put it in a robot in the future! But I should save my brain too. Good idea! Yeah! Yeah, as I was saying, sexual organs are very important.
It is important to make more of myself! Exactly what i'm going to do!
There are lots of animals that like to die! Like lemmings! They kill themselves for the next generation! Woo! Kill yourselves lemmings! For the future!
My dog had babies! But about 2 years after that it died. Poor doggie. Let's hope you're chewing bones in heaven, little girl.
Alpha males are more common than alpha females, but there are some alpha females out there. Like hyenas! Yeah.....
Most male animals can reproduce thousands of times per day! It's their job, so hey, let them do it!
Everything and everyone has sex at least once in their lives! The only disorder that stops them from having sex is being a virgin. SO GET OUT THERE AND REPRODUCE! DARNIT YOU NEED KIDS!
Yeah, don't reproduce. You won't be known around the world as one of the many people who had sex!
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