And after that, all of the cake is gone, in my stomach.
Puke digestive system goo onto something!
By the way, it's impossible to take back the skin of your head to show off your skull through your mouth without dying.
You taste because you have to eat, the better it is for you, the better it tastes! It's true! Believe me! By the way, Carver dies. Bethany dies. Your choice. Either way, it's Hawke's fault.
You cannot digest all things. If you swallow a huge bundle of rebar, you would not be able to digest it. And you would die because your esophagus would get destroyed.
By the way, it is not possible to eat anally. DONT EVEN TRY IT.
Your mouth is made for eating. Your esophagus is for swallowing. Your stomach is made for digesting. Do not do it the other way around, or else you just might poop out of your mouth (JK)
We process foods. Through our digestive system. It's fun to digest!
There is something that blocks your respiratory system, which stops food from going down it, that is dangerous, if that happened, chances are that YOU WILL DIE!
If you digest, then that means your body turns your food into the stuff! THE STUFF!
They will turn into the STUFF! STUFF! But that's another story. If you want to learn about pee and poop, you will have to wait for another week!
By the way, food isn't really romantic. Problem? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Do you want to puke digestive system over your lunch? No? Then do not become a fly. Remember that now, don't forget it!
Remember, if you eat, it gets turned into energy. That means you have to eat to get energy! ATTENTION EXERCISERS!
By the way, milk is good for calcium. SO DRINK MORE MILK KIDS! By the way, with all the swears I'm using, I guess you aren't reading this.
We process foods. Through our digestive system. It's fun to digest!
There is something that blocks your respiratory system, which stops food from going down it, that is dangerous, if that happened, chances are that YOU WILL DIE!
If you digest, then that means your body turns your food into the stuff! THE STUFF!
They will turn into the STUFF! STUFF! But that's another story. If you want to learn about pee and poop, you will have to wait for another week!
By the way, food isn't really romantic. Problem? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Do you want to puke digestive system over your lunch? No? Then do not become a fly. Remember that now, don't forget it!
Remember, if you eat, it gets turned into energy. That means you have to eat to get energy! ATTENTION EXERCISERS!
By the way, milk is good for calcium. SO DRINK MORE MILK KIDS! By the way, with all the swears I'm using, I guess you aren't reading this.
By the way, your digestive system is pretty much one tube.
The insides of your stomach are acid-proof, so they can't be broken down. But the outside of your skin, well. If you eat your hand, it will digest.
Wolves hunt a lot. If you look at pictures on the internet enough, you might find wolves eating deer. That's just what they do, and they are made to digest meat and only meat. Nothing more, nothing less.
It's completely OK to eat meat, so I'd like to ask PETA to shut the flapjack up.
Euphemisms to the max!
By the way, wolves do not care about how many flies are around their meat, they have an iron gut, made for eating rotten meat. Nom Nom Nom. So wolves like their venison rare, I like my venison medium rare.
Wolves look kinda cute, but they are known to hunt and kill poor helpless animals.
By the way, it is NOT a good idea to make a nursery right next to a dingo pet shop. A dingo ate mah baby!
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| Bob! Where'd you put the meat sauce! |
Your small intestine is longer than your large intestine, for those people who don't know already.
I dunno why the small intestine is called the small intestine. Oh yeah, its pretty tiny.
We must chew, it is important. Teeth are important, saliva is important. You need both to start digestion properly.
Your body is big, if you spread it out, it would be gigantic.
Some parts of your body, fully spread out, could be the size of a tennis court. Aren't you happy that it's all squeezed up, huh?
Chew, man, chew! It's important to your body!
The digestive system is hollow, well you need it to be hollow for the food to pass through, right?
Your digestive system is so gross, yet so important. So, when you go camping, you might go fishing or hunt some bunnies. (we do that in new zealand, they're delicious.)
When that happens, you should observe their guts when gutting them, try guessing which organ it is, it's fun. I did it with fish. My gran deals with the rabbits.
Rabbits have no fat on their meat, which means you can't survive on rabbits. But you can survive on most meats. In fact, there is a specific name for that, rabbit poisoning. So be careful when you are camping, and if your pop says "Let's survive on rabbits!" tell him off. You need to eat some more things, like cow and chicken. You can survive on cow and chicken, they have fat. But that doesn't mean rabbits are bad! Eat as much as you like, but don't eat only that.
And this is the end of this post! I'm happy to teach you about the digestive system! And what to eat and what not to eat.
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