Without oxygen, we die.
WE NEED LUNGS! SOME ANIMALS DON'T BUT WE DO!
Fish gills are weird.
LUNGFISH HAVE LUNGS AAAAAAAAAHHHH! CREEPY! WE WERE NOT THE FIRST TO HAVE LUNGS!
BY THE WAY, I AM TAKING MY TIME TO PRESS THE SHIFT KEY, WHICH MEANS THAT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IS PRETTY LEGIT!
Alveoli are weird, like a lot of bubbles grouped together!
Lungs work with the DIAPHRAGM! Once again, I took my time to press the shift key.
Blood is in your heart, it gets moved around!
We have a four chambered heart, which is just pretty much a huge lump of muscle!
The Diaphragm is really weird, it is pretty much the only moving muscle in the lung team.
Lungs do not move! The Diaphragm moves them. Between you and me, those lungs are real slackers, I bet that's why you die at the young age of 84.
Our life expectancy increased as we got more tech!
Oxygen is very important to us and our lives. Do not doubt that or you will die, I promise it.
Do you want to put yourself in an airless room? AIRLOCK! Do you know what happenes to your garbage in a rocket? It gets launched into space.
Fish gills are gross, they are hairy, bloody, creepy things.
By the way, I gutted a fish once. While it was alive. Poor thing. But it was pretty fun. JK. It was not fun at all.
Japanese like to eat fish, especially fish that are still alive. They are kept alive using electricity. And then their bits get cut off. And it watches you as you eat it's delicious raw body. Yeah, not cool. PETA! I have something that you should actually give a crap about!
By the way, animal cruelty is not cool, but if it is for your food, then be my guest.
I am not even talking about oxygen! I promise I will tank about it later.
We need to get rid of the Co2 in our body, Co2 is a gas called Carbon Dioxide, which you probably know already, but it is important to know that you do not need this gas, in fact, it's pretty bad to have it in your body.
Aberdeen. Sorry, I have no idea why I said that. ULAPOOL!
The Heart is not exactly the head honcho in the circulatory system. It is just important in it.
By the way, because I type instead of pressing one key at a time, when I press a lot of keys, I press the F and J key. Just saying.
Our circulatory and respiratory system is pretty important. Very important.
Our heart is very important, it pumps blood everywhere. PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP!
If you cut open a vein, blood comes out.
If you tighten some skin around a part of your body, that part of your body will become blue.
There are lots of cool things about Circulatory and Respiratory systems. BUT BE CAREFUL. Listen about the things I say, it is dangerous if you DO NOT BREATHE.
If you stop breathing, you die. If you stop breathing against your will, then you are pretty much in some big crap there bro.
Moist with Mucus, another great band name, hank said that, OBEY.
Your body is very very VERY complicated, and your Circulatory and Respiratory system is one of the most complicated parts of it.
Your neurons are important. Wait, why am I talking about my last post? It's a mystery I'll solve later.
Fish breathe oxygen, like us, they just breathe it in a different way, they breathe it through the water, we breathe it through the air, so fish need bubbles in the water, so that's why you have those cool bubble machines next to your nice fish tank with all those cute goldfish.
Damn it, I just backspaced everything by accident. Gonna have to write this all over again. Isn't that hard work?! Well, I have to try my best. Go me!
Now, your heart is important, it is just one big damn piece of muscle, working 24/7. Isn't that hard work? What's that? You think that's unfair? Well the heart is willing to do this work. Actually, it's less 24/7, but more 24/7/4/365/84
The lungs do not work 24/7/4/365/84. They work 0/0/0/0/0 Poor Diaphragm is the one working 24/7/4/365/84. It's really unfair. But that's life, the lungs get to hang out while using the Diaphragm as a water bed. Your Diaphragm can get strained if you run after you drink water, I know how it feels, it feels TERRIBLE!
If you cut an artery, you are dead, not big surprise. By the way, If you get struck in the artery by an arrow or something, leave it there. Did you know that some arrows are not made to kill, they are made to slow down the person that they hit!
So, If you suddenly get stuck in a medieval battle and you get hit straight in the chest with an arrow, do not pull it out, just snap the end off, and then run to the nearest medieval medic.
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