The Very Gross Excretory System.

Your body is using the urinary system right now. Really.

If you do not eat, you die. If your food gets kept in your body, you get a horrible stomachache. So remember, do not hold IT in.

White stuff in the bird poop is the pee. So it isn't all poop. It's pee and poop. Gross.

Do not put your nephrons end to end. It will heavily damage you. But if you do do that (you poor man), it will stretch over 80 kilometres. Very far. You could stretch across a highway with it. Cool eh? But a little gross.

Ladies, Men, they pee from different places. We both have 2 holes. One for peeing, and one for pooping. Our excretory system ends right there. The holes are in different places though. According to your gender. But i'd rather not talk about the holes right now, let's just talk about something else tomorrow!
The Excretory System and The Digestive System.

There is a lot of terrible stuff that can get in your stomach, and your excretory system's job is to get rid of it. So it gets rid of all of the now-sapped-of-energy food and the poison in it.

By the way, I was wrong last time, your stomach actually has acid-proof goop on it, the whole thing isn't really acid-proof.

If you have bad bacteria in your body, your stomach might just try to rush it out quickly, so your poop gets runny. You may hate it, but it's just your stomach's failsafe.

Renal Cortex means Renal BARK. Gross, but cool at the same time. Haha!

I say by the way too much, but you just gotta know this. Your bladder is where your pee is contained. May I use the proper term for pee and poop? Yeah. Faeces and Urine.

Your anus is where the faeces comes out. Your anus is your butt, if you were wondering.

Our organs are very good at their job, because they don't take breaks. Unless you're dead. Then they take a LONG break.

Even the word Excretory seems gross to me. Doesn't it seem gross to you?! If not, I'd hate to break it to you, you should think it's gross.

Your pee is water, heheheh.

Your pee is yellower according to how much you drink. If your pee is red, well, then you have a problem. I think you should see a doctor. If you have weird poop, then think about what you had the last time you ate. Beets?

Beets is the 100th word I said.

Our organs, cut up and stretched, could stretch a LOT longer than even our height. Weird eh?

You might die if one of your organs shut down.

Some organs are more important than others.

Mucus and Pus are gross, you shouldn't even touch it.

There is lots of awesome things happening in your body, the excretory system is only one of them.

Your pee is yellower if you drink less.

Do you not like being peed on? Then avoid bird poop, because that is not just poop, that is both the bird's excretements.

We absorb a lot of energy, but the stuff that isn't absorbed turns into poop.

Your excretory system starts with the food getting sapped of it's energy. And after that, the water gets sucked out of the now-sapped food, giving you more water, not enough to survive, but enough for the body to be happy. Then it gets passed down to your anus, where the now sapped and water-sucked food gets excreted from your very complicated body. Where pee goes, that's another story. And I am not talking about it. Sorry men! I hope you learnt more about the excretory system through this!

Your excretory system is very weird. But that doesn't mean that it isn't important. It is important!

There are lots of parts in your digestive system. Your excretory system is the continuation of the digestive system.

Every mammal has a excretory system, ok? This is one of the true things about mammals, unlike all the other stuff I told you! Kidding, kidding.

Antisteve is scary, I made him.

Lots of animals have an excretory system, and they're not afraid to use it. LOL.

We are very bad at naming things, so that's why all our names are so complicated. John. Jo-hn.
J-o-h-n Geohhne.

Our kidneys are very important.

Do you want a kidney transplant? Go to egypt.

Henle is impossible to gross out, he loved to dissect eyeballs, kidneys and brains, plus he was a big fan of mucus and pus.

Pus is gross, it has blood in it. Really. BYE HOPE YOU LIKED THIS POST!